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eyeonspringfield:

There’s very little meat in these gym mats.

I’m not sure why, but this one gag from the simpsons is super important.

eyeonspringfield:

There’s very little meat in these gym mats.

I’m not sure why, but this one gag from the simpsons is super important.

OMG brain explosion.

sooooo cool.

Character Design: it has achieved victory.

agentmlovestacos:

Oh to be that lady. *swoon*
via swisserswatter:

puot:blackandwtf:via.

agentmlovestacos:

Oh to be that lady. *swoon*

via swisserswatter:

puot:blackandwtf:via.

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So, this is the second track off of Brother Ali’s “Us” Album.

I like this album alot.

robcham:

no wait this is the better Batman

robcham:

no wait this is the better Batman

Best. Thing. Ever.
Travis Irvine is my personal Jesus of the week.

http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/cartman-plays-rock-band/333552

So this week’s South Park proves that even when they CLEARLY slapped the script together over the course of an afternoon, Trey and Matt are too damn amusing to complain.

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday.
That’s me doing comedy at Ben’s Chili Bowl.

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday.

That’s me doing comedy at Ben’s Chili Bowl.

Another Joke about geeky things.

itsalwayssunny:

acrossoceans:

Charlie: Milk steak. Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak!Mac: Just put steak.Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak, she’ll know what it is.Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby?Charlie: Uh, magnets.Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets-Mac: Playing with magnets-Charlie: Just magnets. Dennis: Okay, we’ll put snowboarding. Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?Charlie: Uh, ghouls. Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now? Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!Mac: Don’t write ghouls.Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?Charlie: People’s knees.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05, “The Waitress Is Getting Married”

itsalwayssunny:

acrossoceans:

Charlie: Milk steak.
Dennis: I’m not putting milk steak!
Mac: Just put steak.
Charlie: Don’t put steak, put milk steak, she’ll know what it is.
Dennis: No, she won’t know what it is, Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Okay, alright, what’s your favorite hobby?
Charlie: Uh, magnets.
Dennis: Magnets- okay, making magnets, collecting magnets-
Mac: Playing with magnets-
Charlie: Just magnets.
Dennis: Okay, we’ll put snowboarding.
Charlie: I don’t really snowboard.
Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?
Charlie: Uh, ghouls.
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls.
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?
Charlie: People’s knees.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.05, “The Waitress Is Getting Married”