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Meeting Minutes of Snapple Executive Board for “Tea Will Be Loved created by Maroon 5” Flavor Launch
9/1/2011
Chief Executive’s Remarks
- Resigned call for confirmation that “you people” are actually going ahead with this.
- Congratulates finance committee chair Elizabeth Drummond on newborn twins.
- Deep longing pull from highball glass.
Development Committee Report
- Board reminded that Maroon 5 chosen for brand convergences such as not directly offending most people and refusing to go away for some reason.
- Presented new taste-testing results that laud the beverage for its being “sweet”, “brownish”, ” and “not too cold”.
- Excitedly confirmed that the “Snapple Facts” division had discovered 2 more interesting things about the band, bringing the total number of limited edition collectible caps to 3.
Other Business
- Product Engineer Jen Saotome burst into room sobbing on hands and knees and requested allocation for the extra $30 to use actual tea leaves in the beverage before being forcefully removed.
- Public Relations Consultant Mike Stieglitz presents board with box where they will keep the money set aside for the band’s charities. After short discussion Board agrees to pee on it.
