Get Back To Work!

To: All Departments
From: Jake Young, Associate Data Projects Coordinator

In regards to whoever is summoning flock after flock of screeching ravens, please read the daytime conduct guidelines and note that it EXPLICITLY limits ANY AND ALL animal familiars to a SINGLE CONVOCATION. I believe I speak for everyone when I say that it is impossible to focus here, as I am constantly swatting away at the avian nightmare filling the 3rd floor. It is hard enough to get anything done around here with all the server crashes, let alone the unyielding pecking about my ears, eyes, and throat. THIS IS A PLACE OF BUSINESS FIRST.

Regards,

-Jake